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Jun 24
lookatthisfuckinghipster: “Trust me, you guys. People love giving money to suburban runaways, especially when we make Seinfeld references.”

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Trust me, you guys. People love giving money to suburban runaways, especially when we make Seinfeld references.”
Posted at 11:11am

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Jun 24
“(775): What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
(1-775): A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!” texts from last night
Posted at 9:45am

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Jun 24
“(714): so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
(1-714): yeah, I mean if he’s down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed…”

texts from last night

(and us, but who’s judging?)
Posted at 12:00am

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Jun 23
“(508): Don’t go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking’s for the morning after” texts from last night
Posted at 11:57pm

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Jun 23
“I really prefer werewolves to vampires in a vacuum, but I had an ex-boyfriend who thought he WAS one (oh, trust me, there was more) and that kind of killed them for me. It sucks.” Jezebel - The Allure Of Books With Bite - Vampire fiction
Posted at 3:31pm

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Jun 23
“(817): I wasn’t pimping you out… I was helping you network!” texts from last night
Posted at 2:48pm

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Jun 23
“Jon is a 32 year old father of eight going through a midlife crisis, which means that he drives around in a sportscar built for two and dates college-aged women. Sure, Kate may have been a bossy nag, but that’s only because she was married to a child. In last night’s episode, the couple got some company called Kids Crooked House to design and build their kids a set of freebie crooked houses… playhouse structures that look crooked on the outside, but are structurally sound on the inside. Ironic, I know. For now, it looks like the show will go on. Jon and Kate explained that they will film their time with the children separately for the remaining episodes of the fifth season. It seems like the kids are the most professional out of the whole family.” Jezebel - Jon Gosselin Is The Ninth Kid - Jon and kate plus 8 crooked houses
Posted at 1:51pm

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Jun 23
“I was too passive,” Jon said on the show. “I just…went along with everything. Now I finally stood up on my own two feet and I’m proud of myself.” The Gosselins filed for divorce in a Pennsylvania courthouse this afternoon, according to People. The stars of TLC’s now infamous reality show have been scrutinized for their marital woes. Jon was rumored to have had an affair with a 23-year-old and Kate has been portrayed as a demanding, bad wife and mother. For the past week, the network advertised Jon and Kate would be making a “major announcement” in the episode.
Read it at Los Angeles Times”

Cheat Sheet - The Daily Beast

Confession: I have never seen J+K+8.  In fact, having 8 kids and a reality show in your house sounds like a guaranteed disaster to me… but I can’t help hating on the typical gender stereotypes here.  His only problem is not being a “man” while she takes on the role as head of house (do we really know a woman who would do any less with that many kids? like Daddy could REALLY coordinate dinner?  daily?) and is accused of being a bitch for it.

A boon for reality t.v., a slap for feminism.  I think I should go back to bed now.
Posted at 10:11am

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Jun 22
“Nehring yearns for a revival of a messier ardor. In her view, we have domesticated love past all recognition, turning what is rightly leonine, destructive, and majestic into a yawning, chubby house cat. Hers is no modest project. She wants nothing less than to radicalize our framework for love, mainly by restoring its chaotic potential: “Romance in our day is a poor and shrunken thing,” she writes. “Among the many rights we must reclaim in love is the right to fail.” A Vindication of Love is not a book that will persuade every reader to jump off the couch and into the arms of a dark, smoky-eyed stranger, but it will rearrange your tidily laid out mental furniture while you’re not looking. For at its core is a well-taken point: With its emphasis on equitable marriage, “choice feminism” has endorsed a tyrannical habit of trying to subordinate passion to reason. And along the way it has demonized obsession. What, Nehring asks, is so wrong with being crazy in love?” Cristina Nehring’s A Vindication of Love.  - By Meghan O’Rourke - Slate Magazine
Posted at 1:52pm

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Jun 22
Female Products Advert Spoof (via g8aso)
Posted at 12:30am

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Jun 21
“Time and technology have shrunk the number of acceptable outlets for the daring, aggressive nature that swung the sword and mapped the unknown, until it has come to be associated primarily with criminals. This saddens but doesn’t surprise Lykken, a professor of psychology at the University of Minnesota; his work, some of it conducted with subjects behind bars, convinces him that “the psychopath and the hero are twigs of the same branch.” Notes from the Trenches — fighting the war on tantrums since 1994
Posted at 4:18pm

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Jun 21
“(404): Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
(706): Your incorrect use of you’re doesn’t arouse me in the slightest.” texts from last night
Posted at 2:34pm

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Jun 21
“(954): you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you’re sober now” texts from last night
Posted at 2:25pm

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Jun 21
“(936): what do kids with lesbian moms do for father’s day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?” texts from last night
Posted at 2:07pm

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Jun 21
“(714): I need hand sanitizer and jesus.” texts from last night
Posted at 2:07pm

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