August 2008
“A group of senior military officers in Mauritania arrested the country’s...”
– Army Officers Seize Power in Mauritania - NYTimes.com
Um. Oh shit.
“Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick was taken to the county jail Thursday and will spend...”
– Detroit Mayor Ordered Jailed - NYTimes.com
Thank you, God! I knew you were out there even though Santa forgot about my Little Miss Pretty Play With Me Pony! But now I know that Good DOES win. If you screw around with your city’s money and you may or may not have screwed around with a city...
“After wisely deciding that the massive John Edwards love child scandal is, in...”
– Edwards Love Child: No Father On Birth Certificate
no baby daddy… it’s got to be edwards!!! this is just fool-proof science, people. in fact, those four kids of mine are *actually* an edwards, kennedy, clinton (those pesky internships…), and a trump. i’m throwing the last...