April 2009
i have an interview at huffpo on tuesday! woot woot!
“ooo… i need to buy my bus ticket
ooooooooo
i need to research train...”
– kchase
And I'm a Size 2
i just spend two hours SLAVING away at the gym so i could go to macdonalds (i still say MAC) and buy myself my beloved It Only Comes In SuperSize Sweet Tea (it’s the only size that suits) and a sausage-egg-and-cheese Crack McMuffin (a known obsession).
so, deliciousness in hand, i head to the 94th and broadway median bench to enjoy my feast and take in some sun.
this girl i see from the...
“woe for reals
did you get a warantee on it?
warranty?
raleigh, warranty is...”
“Don’t despair, laid-off media types: you could still land this magazine...”
– Gawker - Shittiest Media Job Listing Ever? - Media
“Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical,...”
– Alan Moore (via affremblequotes) (via quote-book)
“Letter of Resignation by William Baer Dear [blank]: After much deliberation,...”
– The Writer’s Almanac with Garrison Keillor | Letter of Resignation by William Baer
“(909): The 3 of us think it’s time to start drinking.
(1-909): 3?
(909):...”
– texts from last night
“(949): Hey sorry for feelin’ up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.”
– texts from last night
“(401): my mouth tastes like poor choices”
– texts from last night
“(323): Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
(310): You dont call on our...”
– texts from last night
“(617): So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I...”
– texts from last night
“(910): another moral hangover. fuck.”
– texts from last night
“(512): just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did...”
– texts from last night
“(601): Are you drinking alone?
(662): no, i’m watching house
(601): That...”
– texts from last night
“(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to...”
– texts from last night
“(503): PS the last 3 guys I’ve hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical...”
– texts from last night
“(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the...”
– texts from last night
“(908): the vacuum is drunk
(703): what?
(908): i spilled my drink and tried to...”
– texts from last night
sade →
shorterexcerpts:
sade:
unfollowfriday:
I liked you, maybe I still do, idk, but your so abrasive ALL THE TIME! Take a Midol and slow your roll p.s. Asher Roth actually worked hard to get where he is and he makes good tracks ok? people like you need to get off his back p.p.s post more pics of yourself it will make people like you more
YES! The day has finally arrived!
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