June 2009
“(775): What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
(1-775): A crazy bitch that...”
– texts from last night
“(714): so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring...”
– texts from last night
(and us, but who’s judging?)
“(508): Don’t go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it....”
– texts from last night
“I really prefer werewolves to vampires in a vacuum, but I had an ex-boyfriend...”
– Jezebel - The Allure Of Books With Bite - Vampire fiction
“(817): I wasn’t pimping you out… I was helping you network!”
– texts from last night
“Jon is a 32 year old father of eight going through a midlife crisis, which means...”
– Jezebel - Jon Gosselin Is The Ninth Kid - Jon and kate plus 8 crooked houses
“I was too passive,” Jon said on the show. “I just…went along...”
– Cheat Sheet - The Daily Beast
Confession: I have never seen J+K+8. In fact, having 8 kids and a reality show in your house sounds like a guaranteed disaster to me… but I can’t help hating on the typical gender stereotypes here. His only problem is not being a “man” while...
“Nehring yearns for a revival of a messier ardor. In her view, we have...”
– Cristina Nehring’s A Vindication of Love. - By Meghan O’Rourke - Slate Magazine
“Time and technology have shrunk the number of acceptable outlets for the daring,...”
– Notes from the Trenches — fighting the war on tantrums since 1994
“(404): Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
(706): Your incorrect use of...”
– texts from last night
“(954): you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random...”
– texts from last night
“(936): what do kids with lesbian moms do for father’s day? like do you...”
– texts from last night
“(714): I need hand sanitizer and jesus.”
– texts from last night
“(507): As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before...”
– texts from last night
proof that all the good ones are taken.
“According to TMZ.com, the premise of the potential series is that real people...”
– News - Ryan Seacrest, Lindsay Lohan Meet to Plan Reality Show | Usmagazine.com
right. i always thought you ‘got your life back together’ because, you know, that was a good idea. not because it came with a million dollars. i can be paid to be a bad girl? wrong track, here i come!
Reasons I'm a little bitchy today.
bowlingalleylawyer:
thedabara:
1. I’m broke. Really, really broke.
2. I write brochures for a living
3. Tensions. That’s all I can say about that.
4. Tired
5. Lonely
6. Sick of the ups and downs of life
7. Sick of the coming and going of people in my life
8. Tired of taking in the chin in so many ways
9. I lack motivation and that’s why I’m typing this out on my Tumblr
10. I just...
“The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...”
– Edwin P. Whipple (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Two Albums You MUST Buy
1. Passion Pit, Manners. I feel like this is self-explanatory. “Eyes as Candles” should clarify things if it’s not.
2. The Low Anthem, Oh My God Charlie Darwin. While Rolling Stone sort of panned the eponymous song, I’m really into it. I actually think it’s perfect. Screw you, RS. Bob Moon told me it was great and I believe him and NPR’s New Music clan WAY...
Cold Summer in the City
hershapeinthedoorway:
allthingsalishan:
kemiii:
pop-enomics:
caseyculture:
Those of us who live in New York keep complaining about the unseasonably cold weather. Just to give non-New Yorkers a better idea of the climate here, it’s cool enough that my building has turned the heat back on in my apartment. It’s June 17th and New York, known for its hot and humid summers, has weather that’s...
“Sebastian goes to the very-recently-established Ross School; Camille attends...”
– Gawker - New York City Rich Bravely Defend Themselves Against NYC Prep Kids - NYC Prep
and look! only the public school kid is smart. getting into stuy makes getting into harvard look like a cake walk.
“As one society insider describes their experiences with New York’s wealthy...”
– Gawker - New York City Rich Bravely Defend Themselves Against NYC Prep Kids - NYC Prep
“Everybody knows that NYC Prep show isn’t real. That’s what the Wall...”
– Gawker - New York City Rich Bravely Defend Themselves Against NYC Prep Kids - NYC Prep
“Cartoonist Roz Chast: “I putter. I nurse old grudges. I fold origami while...”
– Jezebel - Drawing Life - Roz chast
“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started...”
– Office Space (1999) - Memorable quotes
“(203): i’m not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his...”
– texts from last night
