Numerology: this week in news
1 in 10 American homeowners is at risk of foreclosure
1 in 10 New Yorkers is waging war on Bed Bugs
1 in 10 Pakistanis has been rendered destitute by the floods
1 in 10 salads is “saltier” than a Big Mac
1 in 10 Americans admits to driving drunk (not just drinking but drunk) in the last year
1 in 10 workers believes they’ll never get to actually retire
1 in 10 single men admits to keeping their beloved teddy bears, elephants (like my brother’s baby Zekephant!), and other stuffies and hiding them when their girlfriends come over
1 in 10 Americans don’t want to be younger, richer, thinner, or smarter. They’re happy just the way they are.