Chelsea Clinton is not marrying that “Marc Mezvinsky banker guy,” according to Cindy Adams, who learns lots of stuff when she “weekends” in the Hamptons with Palin-obsessed Scientologist power couple John Coale and Greta van Susteren. Adams was all set to misuse the noun that means “Saturday and Sunday” as a verb in Long Island’s north fork with Van Susteren and Coale, but Van Susteren had to jet off at the last minute to interview Hillary Clinton in Mumbai. So as Adams and Coale were eating a lot of food for lunch—”John Coale doesn’t dine lightly”—Greta called in with some hot gossip: Contrary to hot-and-heavy rumormongering, Chelsea is not getting hitched next month.
Noted Scientologist Says Chelsea Clinton Is Not Getting Married - Chelsea Clinton - Gawker
i would have had something witty to say, but my mother, who’s visiting this weekend, just started to sing ‘here comes the sun’ and i had to interject with the requisite ‘do-do-do-do-do-do do’
