since everyone i know is getting married

and i can’t even hold down a boyfriend, let alone stay focused on a crush, i have decided to plan my wedding instead.  (in the interest of full disclosure, i have the benefit of having planned most of it that last time i WAS engaged.)  but.  i will get married the last weekend in june/first in july in union point, georgia, at my family’s church on veazey street.  i will have my reception either at my mother’s house on lake oconee or at reynolds.  i will wear a one-shoulder gown.  it will be a black and white wedding.  it will feature a cocktail supper, since i think plated meals are both costly and party-flow reducing. it will include a ridiculous bridesmaids/bride dance, inevitably starred by izzy.  if you know me and have children, your children will be in my wedding. 

so will my dog.