On last night’s episode, a 4-year-old girl was in a sexy cop costume, the back of which said, “bad cop, no donut.” The mom’s explanation of it was way more inappropriate: somehow “donut” is a synonym for “vagina.

Toddlers & Tiaras: “Bad Cop, No Donut” - Toddlers and tiaras recap - Jezebel

the video here is priceless… but come on, jezzie.  this aired on WEDNESDAY.