Sep. 30, 2009

I'm so lucky I didn't grow up in the South

joemuto:

Or else I’d have to deal with nonsense like this:

Community members are rallying around Lakeview-Fort Oglethorpe High School cheerleaders after they were banned from displaying signs with Bible verses urging fans and players to “commit to the Lord” and “take courage and do it.”

The banners — the paper ones that football players crash through at the beginning of games — have been common sights in the school’s football stadium since 2003, local officials say.

“The cheerleaders are not trying to push a religious cause, to shove religion down someone’s throat,” said local youth minister Brad Scott, who was LFO High’s class president in 2004. “The cheerleaders are just using Scripture to show motivation and inspiration to the players and the fans.”

Catoosa County Schools spokeswoman Marissa Brower said a Fort Oglethorpe resident lodged a verbal complaint to Superintendent Denia Reese last week, saying that the display of a Bible verse on the football field is a violation of federal law.

A school system statement released Monday said the message constitutes “a violation of the First Amendment of the Constitution for signs with Bible verses to be displayed on the football field.”

Mr. Scott said the ban prompted a rally tonight in support of the cheerleaders outside the Chick-fil-A restaurant on Battlefield Parkway so people can show their support for the cheerleaders and their signs.

Y’all!  Get in the truck!  We’re headed down to the Chick-fil-A to support them Jesus-lovin cheerleaders!

HEY ASSHOLE.

we’re so lucky YOU didn’t grow up in the south. then we’d actually have to be nice to you.  it’s something we try to exhibit - kindness.  you know, one of them ole’ Jesus traits they teach us about in our bible-toys in the kids’ meals you can’t get on Sundays at Chick-Fil-A?

but now that you’ve mocked my homeland, my people, and my god, i still don’t feel towards you the provincial hate you obviously feel toward my neighbors.  actually, you’ve got my pity instead.  those god-fearin lessons you hate?  sincerity? kindness? not being a complete tool?  you obviously didn’t get those growing up.  but as an ex-pat dixiecrat, decade-long new yorker, LIBERAL FEMINIST… let me just point out the one thing you’ve missed: ignorance clearly runs on both sides of the mason-dixon line.  (you complete little shit of a yankee.)

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  1. altidude reblogged this from dcwhip and added:
    Wow, what a convincingly level-headed, non-hypocritical, non-judgmental and wholesomely Christian response. I can feel...
  2. melanyouth reblogged this from talix18 and added:
    Well, and when you are done getting your document notarized, you probably put it in a vanilla envelope, too. (Given the...
  3. duckandpenguin reblogged this from talix18 and added:
    Alls I know is that it’s one of those funny combowords with a trailing modifier, like court-martial, so the plural is...
  4. talix18 reblogged this from davidkendall
  5. davidkendall reblogged this from thedabara and added:
    Three things inspired by this post: 1) The South is great. If I can’t move there sooner, I plan to retire there. And...
  6. dcwhip reblogged this from thedabara and added:
    and they wonder why we still use the term ‘damn yankee’??? i HATE that during the election, people would cry to me about...
  7. thedabara reblogged this from bowlingalleylawyer and added:
    So, this one time many moons ago I was working at a cash register. I was about 17. Anyway, this woman was visiting the...
  8. savvymac reblogged this from bowlingalleylawyer and added:
    That original post grates on me to so many levels I don’t think I can even coherently discuss it right now. All I can...
  9. maddiehope reblogged this from fizzzzy and added:
    Agreed with the fact that we are all Americans, but I am also rather tired of the generalizations associated with the...
  10. fizzzzy reblogged this from bowlingalleylawyer and added:
    um…who uses the word “yankee” anymore? we are all Americans. period.
  11. dcwhip reblogged this from bowlingalleylawyer and added:
    shoes? i don’t wear no shoes!
  12. jibreelriley reblogged this from dcwhip and added:
    my sir that’s a mighty big brush you got there… you might wanna get on the Amtrak at Ruggles and take a trip to South...
  13. bowlingalleylawyer reblogged this from dcwhip and added:
    it’s amazing we ever learned (learnt?) to tie our own shoes without some yankee coming down to show us how, huh?
  14. bowlingalleylawyer reblogged this from dcwhip
  15. dcwhip reblogged this from bowlingalleylawyer and added:
    i didn’t think they were ignorant up north? i thought that was just us. you know - we’re racist, anti-semitic, crazy...
  16. dcwhip reblogged this from joemuto and added:
    HEY ASSHOLE. we’re so lucky YOU didn’t grow up in the south. then we’d actually have to be nice to you. it’s something...
  17. bowlingalleylawyer reblogged this from joemuto and added:
    be one of the most closed-minded (or is it simple?) people I’ve encountered (and this from *gasp* a southern...
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