bowlingalleylawyer:

(via dcwhip)

rub it in, why doncha?!

listen, BAL.  i think someone should back me financially so i can write a book called “stop dieting and you’ll lose weight - for realz.”  i am convinced if you just let your stomach tell you what it wants (right now is a bad example because my stomach is singing “if you like piña coladas”) it’ll probably work out to a healthy weight.  (that, and i only let myself drink soda at the movie theaters now - and i go whole hog and get the cherry coke.)

(cherry coke could solve all the world’s wrongs.)  (so, too, could piña coladas.)