A Note On Florida/Georgia
Dear MattT,
I like you as a person. You post cool stuff and we’ve internet-known each other for a while. I just really hate your college football team of choice. I hope you understand my desire to see my favorite team demolish your favorite team in spectacular fashion, and know that it’s nothing personal. I just really, really (reallyreallyreallyreally) hate the Bulldogs. I hope every man on defense picks off a pass by the Ginger Ninja in another one of this daytime suckfests, and I hope the offense finds its rhythm again against your sorry excuse for a defensive coordinator. I want to see red and black pain streak down the faces of crying Dawg fans, because your tears sustain me. I want to see Georgia fans so dejected that they don’t even have the energy to yelp out, “Arp arp arp Gaytors arp arp jorts arp Teblow arp arp arp.” I want that drive back to Athens (or in your case, Atlanta) to make the Trail of Tears march seem like an Autumn stroll through Central Park in comparison.
But hey, it’s nothing personal. No hard feelings?
None taken. It’s all in good fun anyways.
I’m acutally, not going this year, I decided before the season to take this one off and its looking wiser by the day.
I’m still hoping for a win sure, but forget what UT tried to claim, there is no such thing as a moral victory. If we lose by 1 it is still a loss.
I don’t have high hopes for a win, but if a miracle does happen, there’s one little fact that would have me laughing for weeks:
If UGA pulls off the biggest upset since 1985, Tim Tebow would graduate with a 1-2 record against UGA as a starter. How sweet would that be? Florida’s greatest QB…and the first to have a losing record as a starting QB since the 80s.
i hope georgia kicks florida’s ass.
and ps: ROLL TIDE.
