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"when in rome, do as you done in milledgeville." - flannery o'connor

"no smoking in the bathtub while talking to mom." - ira glass

johnny cash is my patron saint. i live in new york, occupying the never-never-land of doctoral candidacy and professional writing. i mail things to quantico. i have a twenty pound poodle named puppy. he is four.