Clean Up, Johnny!
John McCain (whom I seriously underestimated; lament away ye hopeful followers of family values!) has got himself a mess of trouble, it seems. His press conference today was a joke ā and Iām still surprised no one asked if his denial of this sordid lobbyist affair is just a matter of words ā did he, or did he not have sexual relations with that woman!
But we know the GOP must be disappointed. The party elder around whom all but the hallowed, Dobson-approved few have circled has gotten a little muddy. Time for him to clean up.

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