Emily: You were on the phone?

Richard: Long distance.

Lorelai: God?

Richard: London.

Lorelai: God lives in London?

Richard: My mother lives in London.

Lorelai: Your mother is God?

Richard: Lorelai…

Lorelai: So, God *is* a woman.

Richard: Lorelai.

Lorelai: *And* a relative. That’s so cool. I’m gonna totally ask for favors.

Richard: Make her stop.

Rory: Oh, that I could.