Luke: I’m different, I’m a loner. 
Lorelai: Oh no. No no. I don’t want to hear about the romance of being a loner. 
Luke: Some guys are just naturally loners. 
Lorelai: Yes, lonely guys. 
Luke: Independent guys. 
Lorelai: Sad guys. 
Luke: Maverick guys. 
Lorelai: Lee Harvey Oswald. 
Luke: John Muir. 
Lorelai: The unabomber. 
Luke: Henry David Thoreau 
Lorelai: Every one of these sad and lonely guys.