i am trying to get ready to go for a run. puppy hates it when i go for runs without him. i am going 9 miles, which puppy cannot WALK. (he’s called fat puppy for a reason. hello, he doesn’t need a new name, like skinny puppy, and the whole identity crisis that goes with it. i’ve already got him all gender-confused with his new pink leash.) but puppy is currently sleeping on my sneakers.
and snoring.
big, long, fat puppy snores.
