Mr. Foley is moving to Cambodia. Since, as a nation, it ranks #3 on my Things That Suck List (and it’s maybe bumping BK for #1 right now), I’m trying to find positive things about it.
Pro: It’s close to Micronesia.
Con: It’s not close to me.
Pro: Insane cigarette stand.
Con: Smoking kills.
Pro: They have dumplings.
Con: So does New York.
